May 2013
e-n-o:
*shy but actually a sex freak*
“Come sleep with me: we won’t make love, love will make us”
– Julio Cortázar (via natashakills)
abarestorytotell:
if you think i’m ugly now you should have seen me in 2009
Lololol
i never really liked
my name
much
until i found out
what it tastes like
when you sigh it
into my
mouth
me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
me during an exam: alright focus
me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
me during an exam: lol fuck this
me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
me during an exam: oh exam right
me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
me during an exam: i am better than all of you
me during an exam: peasants
me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
me during an exam: was i doing something
me during an exam: right test okay
me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
me during an exam: did we learn this
me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
me during an exam: is that really necessary
me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
me during an exam: i will kill all of you
nannajane:
in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
simplymykayla:
cnnbreakingofficial:
if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3
my blog is worth more than i am
wwworldwide:
420 + 420= 666 wake up america
multipack:
pu$$y so cheap its pu¢¢y
googlehomie:
ahh school… *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels
sodamnrelatable:
take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures
best-of-funny:
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
X
Omfg ded
sojetlife:
tinychatter:
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
Imagine reading a book of all the lies that were told to you.
westbor0baptistchurch:
inbox:
does tumblr have cheat codes
it’s called being physically attractive
vvierd:
true embarrassment lies within your first email address
Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
ferroseed:
people who think tumblr is a “secret place” that no one knows about
why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people like youre limiting your chance to find your soulmate
for example: me
